Monday, October 6, 2014

10 things i told myself when i started blogging

Alright, folks, I've already dropped the ball on this blogging challenge.  Sorry, Helene and Taylor.  I won't make excuses.  Life happens, a girl gets busy, and then she comes back around.

Today's prompt for #blogtober14 is:  10 things I told myself when I started blogging.

Helene in Between Blogtober

I started my first blog around seven years ago.  I wrote about things my mom always says and how her voice coming out of my mouth sometimes.  Although the words I typed out were truth, even my mom didn't want to read it.  Rest in peace, sweet blog.

The second blog I started was supposed to be about my adventures here in Texas.  I created it just after moving here from Georgia.  I quickly lost interest, however, when the everyday happened.  This is another story for another day.

This brings us to the current blog you're reading now.  I started this one almost a year ago and am just now feeling inspired enough to really do something with it.

And so, 10 a few things I told myself when I started blogging:

1.  I would blog daily.  Every day.  Every.  Single.  Day.  And you know what?  I'd love to be able to do that.  But life really does happen.  And as much as I would love to have some extra hours in the day, the truth is that I'd rather be living life and writing about it later than not living life so I can write about how I'd like to live it.

2.  I would write such funny, funny stories that people I've never met would be anticipating my next funny stories.  I do like funny.  (And if you need some funny in your life today, check out this very funny and very true post.)  However, my real life isn't the set of Saturday Night Live circa Adam Sandler and Dana Carvey. 

3.  I would write about all sorts of things:  beauty, travel, recipes.  So far I haven't.  I made myself a promise upfront that I wouldn't restrict myself to writing only about crafts or only about travel.  I would feel like poor Andie Anderson at Composure magazine.  Depressing, but upbeat!  Please tell me you know exactly what I'm talking about.

4.  I refuse to base the value of my writing on how many comments my posts receive.  But let's face it...we all love to see the comments roll in.  I get ONE comment and I'm on top of the world!

5.  I would make tons of blogging friends and we'd talk about blogging and meet up for coffee and talk more about blogging.  Yeah, that hasn't happened.  I follow some favorite blogs and comment regularly, and I still get so excited when I get a response back!  I love the correspondence!  

I know my list only has four items on it, but I honestly just decided to start a blog (again) and I went with it.  This is how I roll.  Rollin' with the homies.
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Friday, October 3, 2014

one thing i can't live without

I've decided to join in with Helene and Taylor for #Blogtober14.  I'm pretty hopeful that this daily blogging adventure for the month will help me get motivated to keep posting something daily regularly!  

I'm trying to get better.  Really.  I am.

Anyway, I'm going to pick up on Day 3, and today's prompt is:  One thing I can't live without.  

Helene in Between Blogtober

Seems easy enough.  But wait...a million things have just popped into my head.

My furbabies.  They count as two 'someones' in my eyes, though.  So they doubly don't fit the parameters.  This isn't to say they aren't the most perfect babies in existence.  Because this, I assure you, is positively the truth.

Hmmm.  Diet Pepsi?  No, I could live without it.  And totally should.  But I just can't get up the nerve to walk away from such a loyal friend that it's become to me.  Not yet!  Look, I know it's not good and I know that it's not doing me any favors.  If I have to listen to another lecture on this topic for the bajillionth time, my head just may explode.  

And as I'm writing this, I've just received a text from one of my bestest friends on Earth asking if I'm finished with the invitations I'm making for her.  And BAM, it's just hit me.

I can't live without creativity in my life.  For me, it comes in many forms.  Writing.  Making.  Painting.  Crafting.  Cooking.  Photography.  Walking around Hobby Lobby for hours daydreaming and thinking and making myself dizzy. *sigh*

My invitations alone give me such an outlet that I can't imagine not having.  I can't remember exactly how I originally got into it, but I'm pretty sure my very first ones were some treasure map invites for my little cousin's birthday.  I made them crumply and aged and parchmenty.  Fast forward a few years and I LOVE getting calls and messages from people I've never met--but they've seen my work and want to order from me.  I love the challenge.  I truly feel like it's a gift I've been given--to help others celebrate milestones in their lives.

So, what can you just not live without?

On another note, IT'S FRIDAY!  This is my favorite day of the week.  Isn't it everyone's?  I've just watched the trailer for the movie The Good Lie which opens today in theatres.  I want to see it, ASAP.  It's about the lost boys of Sudan.  Any good movies out there you're aching to see?

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Monday, September 29, 2014

for the love of old friends

It's official.  I'll be going to Oklahoma in two weeks for one of my best friend's little sister's wedding.  I seriously can't even put into words how excited I am!

It's been a hot minute since I've seen Kate, and about twice as long since I've seen the bride-to-be.  But I'm proud to say that I was one of the first to be contacted about this wedding...she requested for me to make her invitations, and I happily said YES!


I admit I was skeptical about stripes, but I was so happy with the end product.
Of course, I'll be taking my camera and snapping some photos of the wedding and the sweet, getting-ready excitement.  Kate has also asked me to do some family photos for her, which I'm also super excited about.  

Now, if I could just find a dress to wear, I would be over the moon!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

me, yeezus, and big baby dog

It's been ages since my last blog post, and I've been thinking lately that I really need to get better at this blogging thing.  I'm a bad blogger.  But I really felt like I needed something good to write about, you know?  And boy, do I have a story...

So I got a text a few days ago from a very good friend of mine, whom I will call Olivia.  I let said friend pick her own fictional name for non-fictional purposes.  But I digress.  Olivia's husband is deployed, and she needed a babysitter for her youngest child so that she could take the oldest one to Pre-K orientation last week.  

Look, I've been around lots of kids in my lifetime.  I have five nieces and a nephew.  I've changed lots of diapers.  I've kissed boo-boos.  I've dried tears.  But I run from the kids that scream in Wal-Mart.  You know those Facebook rants you read by mothers who are so offended by people who stare at the scenes that they and their kids make in the store...where one of 'em wanted Fruit Roll-ups, mom said no, kid throws a fit, mom spanks/threatens/attempts to reason with kid, etc, etc, etc?  Yeah, I don't mean to but I stare.  And then I go the other way and pray that God will make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here.

Olivia knows all of this about me.

Let it be known that I don't hate kids.  For real.  I don't.

But before I responded to her text, I had to really think this through.  I went through worst-case scenarios in my head, but Olivia had assured me that she'd only be gone for an hour...hour and a half, tops.  Plus, she had offered payment in Mexican food currency. She speaks my language. 

What could possibly go wrong?

I responded to her text and told her I'd be over right after work the next day.  She thanked me, then we talked about elephants, illegal drugs, and Totino's pizza rolls. 

So I left work the next day and walked into Olivia's house ready for my adventure with little Emerson Yeezus.  (I also let Olivia pick her son's fictional name.  Her suggestions were Vlad, Boris, Emerson, Yeezus, and Lars.  I originally agreed to Emerson, but Yeezus is just too original.)  Olivia and Penelope (yup, she picked that too) left for Pre-K, and I watched Yeezus stare lovingly at Monsters University in hi-def.  Cool.  He's occupied.  I looked at my watch.  We were 30 seconds in, and no one was bleeding. 

I sat down in the recliner but was quickly summoned to get back on my feet and push little Yeezus across the living room on his ride-on truck thing.  Little dude is strong when pulling you by the fingers.  I wondered if Fisher Price had started making weight benches for toddlers or if he's just serious about his vegetables.  I've seen him put away some peas...I've also seen him put away some fish sticks.

After making several hunched-over laps across Olivia's living room, little Yeezus pulled a fast one--he went Fred Flintstone on me and made his own way into the kitchen.  We played crazy funny peek-a-boo games around the island.  Every time I'd say, "Boo!" he'd do that deep belly laugh that only toddlers do that make even the non-parents wish they'd stay this age forever.  He also studied his reflection in the oven door for a while.  I was having so much fun I'd lost track of time!  We'd made it ten minutes at this point and everyone was still conscious and breathing.

The giant baby of a dog wanted outside and little Yeezus decided he did too.  Don't worry, the backyard is fenced in.  No runaway dogs or kids here.

The first time I ever met Big Baby Dog, he'd dropped a rubber ball at my feet.  When I reached down to comply with the silent but understood request to throw it, Olivia had quickly stopped me.  "It's your choice whether you throw that ball, but please know that if you throw it once you will have to throw it a hundred times."  

Little Yeezus was barefoot and so was I.  Cool.  We were becoming one with nature.  He walked out into the grass and was surveying the fence.  I watched him and wondered if he approved of its sturdiness and purpose.  He looked up at it as if he were standing at the base of the Sears Tower gazing up in awe at an architectural marvel.  I like this kid.  

Big Baby Dog dropped an orange rubber ball at my feet.  Oh, what the hell, Yeezus is occupied dreaming up Lego cities and Penelope was probably still finding her backpack hook.  I picked the ball up with my bare hand, forgetting that there was a ball picker-upper-thrower thing behind me on the patio.  I threw it.  Biggie retrieved it like his life depended on it.  He dropped it at my feet again.  Throw, retrieve, drop.  Little Yeezus was still surveying the fence but had moved to another area a few feet away from the Sears Tower.  

By this time, Big Drooling Baby Dog had completely covered the orange ball in saliva and I'm still throwing away.  Oh well.  Olivia has soap.  I saw it by the kitchen sink.  I think she buys the blue kind by the gallon at Sam's.  

Yeezus had walked away from the fence to a particularly interesting area of grass.  He squatted in true toddler fashion and was gently touching the blades of grass.  Aww.  Throw, retrieve, drop.  Look at him, so serenely studying the domestic plant life.  Throw, retrieve, drop.  He reached down to touch something I couldn't see, probably a bug.  Throw, retrieve, drop.  How sweet!  I left the ball where Big Drooler had dropped it, because I just needed to take a picture of this.  The way little Yeezus was so still and so intrigued...it was precious.  He was doing something, but I couldn't tell what.  

I've seen this intent toddler-squatting move before, and it had usually resulted in a stinky diaper.  Oh, please don't let him be making a dirty.

I pulled my phone from my pocket got it all ready to capture the shot.  I walked a little closer across the grass, hoping I didn't distract Yeezus and ruin everything.  Oh why didn't I have my DSLR on me?  This is frame-worthy!  It's beautiful!  I almost pressed the shutter button...Yeezus looked up at me and started running toward the Little Tikes slide.  Why's he running from me?  I'll just get his attention and divert him back to the interesting grass.  "Yeezus!  Look!"  I pointed at where he'd been so sweetly squatting just before he ruined my Nikon moment.  

Then I see it.

Is that...?  No, surely not.  Is it...?

Yup.  Little Yeezus wasn't squatting sweetly while innocently studying sticks or bugs.  Nope.  He'd been rubbing mud all over his arms.  How did I not notice this?  I put my phone back into my pocket and walked toward Yeezus to see if I could brush it off.  Mud dries and becomes dirt, right?

I rubbed my hands on his arms.  What is that smell?  

Oh my God.  OH.  MY.  GOD.  Oh my God, that isn't mud.  It's dog poop.  Big Baby Dog had been the source of Yeezus's seemingly sweet, picture-perfect idleness.  Just then, Yeezus hurled the turd that was still in his hand.  It landed at the bottom of the Little Tikes slide and stuck there.  Fresh turds stick.

I stood there in disbelief, wondering if he'd eaten any of it.  I didn't see any on his face.  Olivia did say to call her if I needed anything at all.  But we're both still conscious and no one is bleeding.  

I picked smelly Yeezus up from behind, with my arms wrapped around his waist.  He tried desperately to push my arms away.  Poop was now on my arms, too.  Sharing is caring.  

Since he couldn't push my arms away from his poop-covered little body, he performed the most clever of all useful tricks taught at Toddler Academy:  he stuck his arms straight up in the air and went all limp-noodle.  I nearly dropped the kid on the concrete patio.  Oh my goodness.  I WANT MY MOM!!!

He started to scream.  Was he crying because he thought I was mad?  I wasn't mad and I tried to tell him, but there is no reasoning with a two-year-old.  Maybe he was crying because I tore him away from his beloved poop and his heart was broken.  

I got him inside and he did the limp-noodle trick again, so I sat him down on the kitchen floor.  Tile cleans easily.  I ran to his room and got some baby wipes.  Yeah, that was like trying to clean an oil spill with a Kleenex.  Oh, but there's that blue soap!  Little Yeezus was then held over the kitchen sink, screaming, while I cleaned him up as best I could.  When the suds formed, he became all sweetly intrigued again.  He got quiet.  His eyes were still open and he was still breathing.  We're okay.  

I dried him off, cleaned myself up, and wondered whether or not I should even tell Olivia at all.  She would probably never let me around her kids again.  I'm the babysitter who lets kids fingerpaint themselves with dog poop.  But what if he did eat it and he became violently sick later?  She needed to know.

I told her.  She laughed.  She brought me Mexican.  We're still friends.

Moral of the story?  Quiet kids mean trouble is brewing.  Also, pick friends who will not hate you when you let their kids play in poop.  

Friday, November 1, 2013

welcome yall!

Happy November and welcome to my brand spankin' new blog!  The title explains everything--expect some random bits and pieces and my random thoughts about said bits and pieces. 

If you don't know me, soon enough you'll feel like you do.  I'm a Georgia girl through and through, born and raised there and dang proud of it.  I'm a baby sister, my parents' youngest child and only girl (hey, they saved the best for last!), a friend to many, a lover of all things crafty, a bit sarcastic, and an adventurer.  I love taking walks with my camera.  I also love my two children, Maggie and Ziggie.  They each have four legs and are the cutest Boston Terriers you've ever seen.  I love to cook and love to travel.

So November means lots of things to me.  It means the weather is (hopefully) going to cool down a bit...but here in Texas that's relative.  November also means Thanksgiving, and I love me some Thanksgiving (and I love me some good food!).  Ooooooh, and a little closer to going HOME to Georgia for Christmas.

Thanks for stopping by!